Joke time!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

A mathematician wanders back home at 3a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
“You’re late!” She yells.
“You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“Actually,” the mathematician replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

A man is talking to GOD.
“GOD, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“GOD, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“GOD, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”

And now one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the sandwich vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”

Enjoy πŸ™‚

Sleep

Some say “I will sleep when I’m dead”. Wow, really, lucky them. Because obviously only workaholics can say so but even they need sleep at the end of the day, but I suppose those who say the above statement are those who can work for hours without sleep say for 24 hours or more without break IF necessary. Lucky them. Though it’s not good to work at a stretch besides not good for health as well and isn’t recommended for healthy living, but if we leave that aside, think about the amount of work they accomplish with working continuously without taking a break for sleep. Hmm, I for one need sleep very much. For me sleep is like lifeline. I cannot work without sleep for more than 14-16 hours. And I can definitely NOT say “I will sleep when I’m dead”, and so I really envy them those who say that (assuming they are not insomniacs and they can work efficiently with lack of sleep as well).

An error message.

Goshdarnit!

Something has gone wrong with our servers. It’s probably Matt’s fault.

We’ve just been notified of the problem.

Hopefully this should be fixed ASAP, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.

This is why I love WordPress so much, everything is given such a personal touch. Even though it was on Matt’s blog post I got the error, but still, I wonder I will get the same error message (it’s Matt’s fault) if it was on some one else’s blog post on WordPress (of course πŸ˜‰ ) I had got the error. I like it how Matt takes all the responsibility.

Smile

Have you ever noticed some people look so beautiful when they smile. Not everybody, but yes I’ve seen many people who look so ordinary only until they smile. For some the smile just lights up their face, for some it makes them look so handsome/ beautiful when they start smiling. Its amazing, you can just fall in love with that person instantly. But of course then they stop smiling and they just look ordinary again or not πŸ˜›

So have you smiled today πŸ˜‰ Who me? Nah, my smile doesn’t make me look beautiful, at all. But I’m sure you are beautiful, so keep smiling πŸ™‚